”I’m a loner Dottie... A rebel”
I’m Dr Flavor
Don’t need a pretty girl
Gold digger with a Gucci bag
With those high maintenance injected lips
Run her mouth like she crazy
(She’s crazy)
I want that cellulite and stretch marks
And love handles are the good parts
I make the ugly girls scream
Turning heads look at me
Make the ugly girls scream woo hoo
Just to get a pretty girl
Gotta get a jerry curl
What I gotta do man?
Get some abs and a spray tan?
I ain’t a fake man
Now watch me break dance
I ain’t a rich man or a poor man
I’ll get a real girl
Middle class home cooking
Real soul food middle of the road good looking
Wearing my shirt no shame no shaved legs
Got those hips that’ll bear a baby
Don’t want a high maintenance kinda girl
I’d rather have a Honda Civic
Now sit your fat ass on that couch
I’ll lick the cheese off your Cheetoh fingers
(damn!)
Don’t need a high maintenance kind of girl
I’d rather have a Honda Civic
All you low maintenance kind of girls
Come and get it.
And all the pretty girls
Want a man in finance, romance
Fine pores and Porches
Business endorsements
Champaign on a manicured green
And the back nine golf courses
I don’t need a rich bitch
With lipstick tryna crack the whip
Like she’s a Vogue mag
Yea I’m a bit blue collar
I’m not a baller
I’m not a shot caller
But I got a jacuzzi in the back of the trailer park…
And it’s hot
Now watch me make the ugly girls scream
I don’t need a pretty girl
I don’t want a jerry curl
Don’t need a high maintenance kind of girl
I’d rather have a Honda Civic
All you low maintenance kind of girls
Come and get it
Can you dig it?
